The title of the post is the headline in today’s Beacon Journal. The Akron Beacon
Journal, my childhood newspaper. The repository of funnies and Ann Landers.
Even back then my dad would occasionally task me with circling all the
grammatical and spelling errors in the day’s edition.
It’s a very slim edition these days and most stories are
from the wire. They do cover the local
news, which oscillates between crime and road construction, with a high
probability of high school sports every weekend, and our major sports teams,
the Cavaliers, the Browns, the Indians. It’s often called the Reekin’ Journal, which is not fair.
Transposed information is not new for them.
Good news for those of us pretty far west in the eastern
time zone, it’s daylight for about half an hour past five in the evening. On
the first day of winter, December 20, more or less, it is dark at 4:59! But the
big snow storm Saturday probably obscures our eclipse event.
Here’s another thing that annoys me. Newspapers and
magazines that cannot keep track of subscriptions. I was following a thread in
the Reekin’ Journal recently, and the article would fade to grey and tell me my
subscription was run out. “Well fine!”, and I'd move on to the next paper
in my in-box. Eventually I was fed up, subscribed, and went to Wisconsin for
Christmas.
I tried opening the Journal when I came back. My password
had expired; check my inbox for a new password. Days went by. Then one day, the
Journal opened. Go figure.
But how about a big, important publication, The New Yorker. I got the brand new tote
last November or December, just to show I’d responded to the renewal notice. I
read a current article, What it Felt Like when “Cat Person” went Viral. A flyer at the bottom of the screen informed
me I had three articles left this month. Not to worry, when their knickers are
in a total twist I’ll just sign in and release the hold.
The article was about the author’s original piece, Cat Person, going viral. I’d not read
that, and there was a link to it, back at the beginning of the piece. I
scrolled up and clicked on the link. And, I glanced at the flag at the end. Now I
have two articles left this month.











