Delores, at The Feathered Nest, posted an observation
today that reminded me of a story from my past.
I’m going to owe her pretty soon, but have no idea what. Thanks, Delores, for a prompt about having a
clear out.
This happened a long time ago, as I think my BFF Carol and
her husband have been married thirty years, at least. Frank told me this story; I wonder if Carol
remembers this is how it happened.
On a beautiful Saturday morning Frank sat at the kitchen
table enjoying the last of the toast and his cup of coffee. Carol took care of the dishes, then started
cleaning the counters and appliances as Frank looked on, making small talk.
Carol didn’t say much as she worked her way around the kitchen
and back to the cupboards, which she set upon with ruthless determination. Plates, bowls, platters came down, the
cupboards were wiped clean. Not
everything went back. Small appliances
and crockery he had never seen before suddenly were landing in the trash.
Lazily curious in the warm sunshine and afterglow of a good
breakfast, he idly asked why she was throwing out the item about to depart her
hand into the waste basket.
Thump! went the crockery.
“If I haven’t found it useful in the last year, it’s going!” Carol
informed him as she turned back to cleaning.
Frank said he proposed to Carol on the spot and bought rings
that very afternoon. I know they were
married the next February, high in the Alleghany Mountains in Pennsylvania, in
a blizzard, which is another story.
She will never have to worry about accumulation of junk in their house lol.
ReplyDeleteI wish I was like Carol - but I'm not. Definitely have to be in the mood for cleaning cupboards out and then ten to one most of it goes back in again - just in case :(
ReplyDeleteYou gave me a good laugh for the morning! Have a wonderful weekend.
ReplyDeleteFrank may end up the same as the crockery if he's not to careful.
ReplyDeleteMy daughter is like this... if it hasn't been used recently, out it goes. Me, I'm a 'but maybe we may need it someday' kind of person. But I'm getting better about it as I age (and having had to clear out both my mom's stuff and my brother's when they passed made me realize that I didn't want to leave this chore for my kids.)
ReplyDeleteCute story!
Frank must have decided he would have to become useful in her life or get kicked out with the old crockery. Good incentive for all of us. Fun story. Looking forward to the blizzard/wedding story.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant story!
ReplyDeleteJane x
I also wish I was like Carol. I wish that my partner was too. It is horrifying how fast 'stuff' accumulates. I think it mates and repoduces after dark.
ReplyDeleteI don't know. I can keep something for years and never use it but as soon as I get rid of it, I want it the next week.
ReplyDeleteLOL Don't know if he proposed out of fear or good sense, but it made me chuckle all the same.
ReplyDeleteHe reminds me of my husband. Somehow my husband finds the need to tell me how beautiful of a woman I am, whenever I am A) gathering stuff to be thrown out or donated B) Baking cookies.
I started that method of clearing out several years ago. I still have some things that haven't been used for a long time, but many others have been donated to charity shops or the kitchens of my kids. Mostly it's ornaments, clothes and old papers/magazines that have been ditched. In the latest clean out, some furniture that wasn't going to fit in my small flat, lots of crockery and cookware, all gone and when I unpacked here I still had too much!
ReplyDeleteIt must be nice to be so decisive! I am always afraid that as soon as I get rid of something, I will find a need for it.
ReplyDeletePerfect reason for a proposal! Smart man! Smart woman!!!
ReplyDeleteI would so like to know what went through Frank's mind to lead to that proposal!!
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, please, to the story of the wedding in the blizzard - it sounds like a good one!
Frank needing some prompting. I was a little confused (typical) at first because you wrote they were married 30 years so I thought this happened while they were already married.
ReplyDeleteWas he afraid he hadn't proven himself useful?! A great story.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant! I need to be more like Carol.
ReplyDeletePerhaps he was attracted to her determination. Ha.
ReplyDeleteWhat must the husband be thinking of?
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed this short story, really hilarious. :) God bless you more!