Tuesday last my nice Tonia drove through an intersection on her green light.
The sweet young thing who should have stopped at the red light at her intersection
She turned left in front of Tonia
Tonia's right tibia and fibula are shattered.
You're looking at a lot of rods holding her leg together.
The police cited the sweet young thing.
Her daddy's insurance will pay for Tonia's surgeries and months of rehabilitation.
Not Tonia's daddy--Tonia is an orphan.
We wonder if daddy put sweet young things phone in a vise,
or if she's just texting all her friends, OMG, can you believe what happened.
If you use your phone for any purpose while you drive,
you are a fucking idiot.