I had to go to the library recently. From the corner of my
eye I saw an old man get out of his truck and shift all his joints into
position, just as I was doing on getting out of my car. Neither of us crossed
the drive with speed or grace, I know, and as we each settled at the end of the
walk for the remaining journey to the front door he looked at me and said “Want
to race?”
It was so incongruous I began to laugh in place, which threw
me slightly off balance and I staggered a little toward my sidewalk mate. He
braced, staggered, reached for my shoulder. I grasped his arm. We shifted, hanging onto bits of each other
until equilibrium was achieved.
A man approaching us prepared to give us a wide berth,
assuming, I suppose, he was witnessing a very elderly public display of
affection. “Young man, untangle us!” my fellow supporter demanded. Order was
restored, and we didn't even need to resume the race, as the grandchildren I
was there to pick up emerged from the library doors.
Lesson: take the damn cane, even for a short trip.
I think you should go on a date.
ReplyDeleteWhoa - I was about to go off on another tangent, but susie's comment strikes me as an excellent suggestion :)
ReplyDeleteThis is such good writing, my friend! I know that adjustment after driving/sitting/sleeping all too well.
Ready, steady, go...
ReplyDeleteLove it.
And need to take my own cane much more often.
The odd time I decide to 'wing' it without the cane and I'm always sorry.
ReplyDeleteAt least you can laugh about it!
ReplyDeleteThat's a lovely and funny story, Joanne. 'Want to race?'
ReplyDeleteWhat a great post. Was he good looking? You might see him again.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
The incident might be the start of a great friendship
ReplyDeleteHilarious. I love it.......
ReplyDeleteGood lord, it's deja vue all over again, as casey stengle said. It's how I feel every time i take the truck anywhere over an hour.
ReplyDeleteVery funny story.
You honestly made me laugh out loud.
ReplyDeleteI think you're on to a whole new angle of the dating game!
Now there is a way to meet a man:)) -- barbara
ReplyDeleteI was laughing out loud when I read this; too cute!!!
ReplyDeletebetty
This made me chuckle. I can just picture it all happening. I'm glad you managed to straighten up again!
ReplyDeleteYou really do know how to tell a tale and make us laugh. You are better than a tonic. x
ReplyDeleteGreat little story...and I'm glad no one fell!
ReplyDeleteI have my mother's cane ready for when I should need it. It's missing its rubber tip though, I should probably remedy that soon so as to be properly ready.
ReplyDeleteI like the mental image of you and a stranger "dancing" in front of the library and I'm glad you didn't both fall.
What a wonderful moment though I bet the grandchildren didn't think so !
ReplyDeleteDear Joanne,
ReplyDeletebut I think it was worthwhile - a little unexpected laughter carries a long way.
Hari OM
ReplyDeleteHow come there is decent bloke around when I stagger stickless??? Heheheh, nice anecdote to brighten my journey North Joanne. YAM xx
things like this keep me from totally giving up on the human race. a little laughter with a stranger.
ReplyDeleteIt must have been so cute. I think that he might run into you again.
ReplyDelete