I saw this on E-Bay. I confess, I went looking. As she said, Linda has not spent a penny outfitting Goose. I called her and tried to describe Goose’s new outfit. It would be her outfit—I made sure I would not be outbid. But, I couldn’t describe it. I was laughing so hard I had to hold the phone far away and attempt composure. I started again: visualize Maxine. No luck. I was, as they tweet, ROFLMAO. Think I got that right. Well, Goose’s box arrived Saturday, but I couldn’t go until today.
I met such a pristine and sparkly Goose in the drive. Her feathers are crisp, white, and all in place.
We had to help her into the new, itsy, bitsy, teeny weeny. She had to shimmy and shake like your sister Sue, and hop ever so delicately inside the swim tube, but was it worth it? After the hat and sunglasses for protection, absolutely YES!